Note to Self
Note to self: Do not mix tequila, beer and wine.
Other note to self: When drinking tequila, beer and wine, have more than a slice of lime for dinner.
Other, other note to self: Thank the nice flight attendant who introduced you to tequila.
Last note to self: Ask Tom if you have scared her away forever with your drunken tribute to Richard Cheese, and apologize if you did.
5 Comments:
I had to follow the link. Never heard of Richard Cheese. But now I know.
I learned something from this! Thanks, hangover!
Please tell me the introduction to tequila included a lesbian stewardess orgy. It doesn't have to be true it's just what I want to hear.
Hmm...lesbian stewardess orgy...the cherry on top would be having that be my introduction to the Mile High Club. But sadly no, the flight attendant was Tom's find and completely straight anyway. And besides, the uniform they wear falls into the same category as the UPS uniforms: painfully un-sexy.
I beg to differ! I know a gal, her name is Jen, and she looked HOT in a UPS uniform. I will admit to a slight bias here...
She may have looked hot IN a UPS uniform, but I bet you a million dollars she didn't look hot BECAUSE of a UPS uniform.
Now Marines' dress blues...no one DOESN'T look hot in that uniform.
Thus, the difference between sexy and un-sexy uniforms.
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