Saturday, July 29, 2006

WWIII


So the showdown between evangelical capitalism and extremist islam has begun. It's Iran vs. the US, via Lebanon (to start). Syria along with the vast majority of the Middle East has got Iran/Lebanon's back. Fighting a holy war is a great reason not to pay attention to sky rocketing unemployment and mass discontent. Europe, India, Japan, etc. are playing for Team West. East vs. West is pretty straight-forward, what will muck things up are the unknowns. China (and it's bitch North Korea) plans on doing anything it wants. Russia has the power to royally fuck with Eastern Europe and can dominate, despite it's weaknesses, with it's strategic positioning and sheer mass. South America is one big group of in-fighting siblings, controlled by drug lords who are employed by our very own cocaine addicts, with Venezuela coming up on top hating America almost as much as the Shiites. Africa is not a big player right now. Fear of America there has played out by having parents not use Western vaccines for polio, for fear of conspiracy. Disease, starvation and war are keeping Africa worried about itself, but the Muslims in the north can easily be recruited for the Middle East effort, should fighting between Muslims subside for the greater good of the destruction of Westernism.

Just one question:

Where does Iceland fit into the international political puzzle?

Do they even have an army?


Just curious.

2 Comments:

Blogger coffeesnob said...

Iceland is lookin' pretty good to me right now.

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think ice cream fits very well into the "political puzzle" because everybody loves ice cream (though a better flavor name might be "Neapolitan Puzzle").

2:26 AM  

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