The Perfect Setup

So the dudes who wanted to blow up planes from England to America were from Pakistan?

Fucking perfect. Haven't heard about Pakistan in a while. We're dealing nuCUlar shite to India. Hate to say it, Muslims, but so far in history modernist Westerners have beat every foe they've taken on. India and Japan finally bought in. You're next, but you'll end up more like the poor-ass void between Russia and Western Europe than Japan. Just think of us as a giant drug dealer. We sell to those we like/trust/want to use, we kill/mame/destroy those who threaten/compete/fuck with us.

You know, Americans (myself included) don't know geography well enough. Click on and really look at this map. If we're in Iraq and Afghanistan, we're buddies with India (well, they're taking our jobs and our scientific knowledge), and Saudia Arabia, China AND Russia own our stocks&realestate/companies/WesternEuropeanAllies'oil, this next world war is going to be UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.

And now, for something completely different.

Well, not really.

Quotes of the Day:

Alien: "What if we took species from all different planets in the universe, and put them together, on the same planet? Great TV, right? Asians, bears, ducks, Jews, deer and Hispanics, all trying to live side by side on one planet! It's great!"

And later:

Stan: [Don't cancel the hit tv show "Earth".] "I'm sure that if you give our world time, it will become even more outrageous and violent."

Cartman: "There's even World War Three to look forward to!"



We look forward no more. We just look around. And shake our heads.

Thank you, and good night.